Gui­do: I want to see if I can kick his balls through his hat.
Girl: Through his hat?
Gui­do: Yeah, they’d have to go through his brain and skull first, though.
Guy #1: I’m pret­ty sure they’d get stuck like halfway through his ab­domen.
Guy #2: They’d prob­a­bly burst, ac­tu­al­ly.

–A Train

Over­heard by: Bri­an