Guy to tourist girl: Guuuuuurl! You walk like a virgin!

–40/40 Club

Overheard by: Jordan

Black man to fat black woman: And that’s why your vagina is tighter than a virgin’s!

–Bowery & Bleeker

Girl walking away from mass pillow fight: I feel like I lost my virginity like, eight times.

–Union Square

Young man to friends, in scholarly tone: In 2011 a virgin is just someone who thinks they haven’t had sex.

–6 Train

Overheard by: Blind Girl On Train

Woman complaining to guy: The bastard wouldn’t even take my virginity, it’s the least he could do!

–21st & 6th