Girl #1: I’m saving that seat for my boyfriend. He’s right behind you.
Guy: There’s another seat right there.
Girl #1: But it’s for my boyfriend! Don’t sit there!
Guy: Well, I’m not moving.
Girl #1: I can’t believe you. Move!
Guy: No.
Guy’s girlfriend: He hurt his ankle earlier.
Girl #1: I can’t believe you wouldn’t move.
Guy: Don’t be a bitch.
Girl #1: Real gentlemanly! (to boyfriend) Why didn’t you defend me when he called me a bitch?!
Girl #1’s boyfriend: (silence)

–Uptown A Train

Overheard by: Alex