Guy on phone: Where is he? What? He’s dead? He died? What? He’s gay? I though you said that he died! Everyone knows he’s gay! Are you crying because he’s gay-gay?
Overheard by: Claire
Girl: She’s so far in the closet she can see Narnia.
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny
30-something Asian girl to friend: Actually, Mardi Gras is for gays as well, right?
–3rd Ave & 13th St
Male dancer to two female dancers: I feel like I’ve brought down the mood. How about this? I’m gay and you’re fabulous. Is that better?
–13th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Morgan
NYPD officer: I wanna fuck a gay guy.