Guy on phone: Where is he? What? He’s dead? He died? What? He’s gay? I though you said that he died! Everyone knows he’s gay! Are you crying because he’s gay-gay?

–Q Train

Overheard by: Claire

Girl: She’s so far in the closet she can see Narnia.

–Bard High School, Queens

Overheard by: Sunny

30-something Asian girl to friend: Actually, Mardi Gras is for gays as well, right?

–3rd Ave & 13th St

Male dancer to two female dancers: I feel like I’ve brought down the mood. How about this? I’m gay and you’re fabulous. Is that better?

–13th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Morgan

NYPD officer: I wanna fuck a gay guy.

–Times Square