College girl: Why would I show my condom collection to my mother?
–E 14th St
Guy selling Obama condoms: It’s a election, erection, collection for your protection.
Girl, stopping in the middle of crowded street, yelling into phone: Wait! How much did your NuvaRing cost?
–Outside Grand Central Statioin
Preppie boy to preppie girl: Well, it was really good until the condom broke.
Overheard by: emily
Girl to boyfriend frantically searching Plan B: Slow down! Geez, we have 72 hours…
Overheard by: Jules