College girl: Why would I show my condom collection to my mother?

–E 14th St

Guy selling Obama condoms: It’s a election, erection, collection for your protection.

–Times Square

Girl, stopping in the middle of crowded street, yelling into phone: Wait! How much did your NuvaRing cost?

–Outside Grand Central Statioin

Preppie boy to preppie girl: Well, it was really good until the condom broke.

–Columbus Circle

Overheard by: emily

Girl to boyfriend frantically searching Plan B: Slow down! Geez, we have 72 hours…

–Duane Reade

Overheard by: Jules