Waspy male NYU student in hushed voice: No, mom, I do not want you to send me my man thong!

–Central Park

Overheard by: Sarah

Laughing woman to cop: And then I told him I’d put curry in his underwear!

–TD Bank, 52^nd & 3^rd

Woman on phone: So you should bring a suit and jacket. (pause) Yes you must bring socks. (pause) I guess underwear is optional.

–E 86^th St

Overheard by: comando suit

30-something chick on phone: Jen sent her a burka from Afghanistan and I was like “Yeah, remember this isn’t a kilt – you gotta wear panties under that shit.”

–7 Train

Overheard by: talker’s remorse