Indian kid: I feel like some Muslim guy is going to come up to me and say “you know the plan.”
–49th & 8th
Overheard by: Alex
Woman: You know, when you fly, you’re putting a big risk on your life, what with the terrorists.
–23rd St & 9th Ave
Overheard by: Remix Design
Drunk guy, after Times Square evacuation: She said “look, they’re shooting a movie!” and I said “no, stupid, they’re shooting terrorists!”
Overheard by: Angela BC
Hobo wearing shirt on head: Autographs $1, Osama Bin Laden.
Little girl, reading slowly: “If you see something, say something.” That doesn’t even mean anything!
Overheard by: Kenzi
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