Cheap suit on phone: Make conversation? All you guys fucking talk about is bowel movements and the reporting thereof!
–Spring St & Cleveland Pl
Overheard by: Neilium
20-something hot chick on cell: I’m talking about a dog, Sean. Not a penis.
Scandalized woman to husband: And they just kept talking about jizz!
Woman on cell: I can’t talk about somebody being sexy while you talk about my vagina?
–37th & 7th Ave
Overheard by: Mondo Man