Man on phone: So, after I had sex with the pumpkin…
Overheard by: Sunny
Man to another man: All I can tell you is two bottoms do not make a top.
–15th St & 8th Ave
Chick on cell: Listen, all I need you to do is fix shit and fuck me!
Guy: And that’s why you fuck a grocer’s assistant.
–Broadway Play, Schoenfeld Theatre
Overheard by: Julia
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