Dumb blonde: Want a Diet Coke?
Gay friend: No thanks. It has aspartame in it, which causes brain lesions.
Dumb blonde: That’s okay. It has caffeine in it, which is good for your skin.
Gay friend: It’s good for your hair, too.
Dumb blonde: Really?
Gay friend: Yeah, it makes it fall out.

–PATH

Overheard by: Kristen