Ston­er #1, in­ter­rupt­ing con­ver­sa­tion be­tween two girls: Are you guys even speak­ing Eng­lish?
Girl #1: Um, yes we are?
Girl #2: Why?
Ston­er #1: It sound­ed like Swedish!
Ston­er #2: They’re Den­n­markians, you id­iot!
(girls burst in­to laugh­ter)

–Cen­tral Park Swings

Over­heard by: I just want­ed to swing..