Boy: I need a black Jew in my life.
–Bard High School, Queens
Overheard by: Sunny
Guy about to get on train during morning rush hour, in a defeated tone: This is going to be my life? I hate the fucking subway.
Overheard by: Brizzle
20-something girl: I mean, let’s be honest, my biggest accomplishment in the past few weeks is making a profile on Jdate. How do you really think my life is going?
–Westway Diner, 43rd & 9th
Girl on cell: Fine, mom! Then I’ll just become a stripper. (pause) No, I won’t get into drugs. (pause) I know, this is what it feels like when life kicks you in the teeth.
–West 4th & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Lezbotron
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