Man on cell: Every time I loan you money, you mooch it! (pause) No, that time was different! (pause) Fuck you! I’m coming over right now, I’ll be there in twenty minutes, asshole! (hangs up) Fuck everything!

–40^th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Ally

Young female suit shouting into cell: Well, that’s just the icing on the fuck-cake, isn’t it?

–42^nd & 5^th

50-something woman wearing baseball cap: He fucked me for nine years!

–Central Park

Guy looking at an ad for the King Tut exhibit: King Tut! Fuck you!

–23^rd St & Park Ave