Well-dressed black man in glasses to pretty black woman in sleek dress: Put your face in it! No, no… Put your face in it! No. Your face in it!

–Grand Central Station

Overheard by: face the corner

Young guy to female friend: I’m gonna falafel her face.

–L Train

Overheard by: dutchess

Latina on phone: Girl, you gotta just tell him it’s not okay for him to cum on your face, especially while Craig is in the room.

–32nd & 7th

Bimbette on cell: I have a habit of putting things close to my face that shouldn’t be there.

–3rd & 41st

20-something white guy on cell: For this relationship to work we cannot have any face time.

–Thompson & Bleecker

Overheard by: Jessica