Man: It’s nice to be white and in money.
Woman: I don’t have any money. In fact I’m looking for a rich boyfriend, let me know if you know of any.
Man: Like your ex-husband?
Woman: No, I’m done with bald white guys.
Other woman: Wait… Are you done with bald guys, or white guys?
Woman: No, I’ll do a bald black guy, or a white guy with hair.

–Broadway Dive, 101st & Broadway