Bus driver: I’ll make a deal with you: exit through the rear door and I’ll take you to Treasure Island!
Bus driver: We are all in this together. Smoosh up, and hold on for your life.
Bus driver, on PA: I hope everyone enjoyed your day and has learned to enjoy all of your days. This is Coney Island, so you might get shot and not be here tomorrow.
Bus driver: Now, I’m not naming names, but to the person who had to search through your five dead MetroCards to find the one that worked, you hold us all up. And then, I saw you put the MetroCard that worked… Back in your purse, with non-working ones. Here’s a suggestion: get a plastic box from the 99 cent store, put it on your tv. Put the dead cards in the box. Who knows? Maybe it will grow some money.
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