Obese woman to another (each wearing skin tight leggings and tank tops): Gurrrll, you know you wrong! You not fat. Don’tcha know that the mirror makes you look heavier?

–Inwood, 207th St

Overheard by: cat the great

Woman on cell: She looks awful. Why is she so fat?

–Tompkins Square Dog Park

Overheard by: dogsitting

Large man outside hotel to bus driver: I’m big, but I’m lazy. If you’re big and you lazy, you’re just lazy.

–8th Ave & 50th St

Overheard by: Nicole

Obese woman: I just want a cheeseburger the size of my ass right now.

–Q Train

Overheard by: Jon A.

Over-sunscreened man, crossing street: I’m getting fat! I’m eating too much and I don’t like it!

–72nd & Amsterdam