Teenage girl #1: Hey do you know where the Coconut Mountains are?
Teenage girl #2: I don’t know… Hawaii, maybe.
Barista: There are no Coconut Mountains.
Girl #1: Yes, there is. I heard about them in geography! The coco-notes.
Barista: Do you mean the Poconos?
Girl #1: No!

–Starbucks

Overheard by: Cassie