Drunk girls singing to birth­day girl: For she’s a jol­ly good fel­low, for she’s a jol­ly good fel­low, for she’s a jol­ly good fel­low…
Drunk­er girl: And she’s got a big cock!
Ran­dom black dude be­hind them: Bet it ain’t big­ger than mine!

–Bleeck­er & Bow­ery

Over­heard by: An­na