Potential passenger: Is this bus going to stop at the next stop?

–Bx 2 Bus

Blonde standing next to mosh pit, to boyfriend: Baby, why are they doing that pushy thing?

–Smashing Pumpkins Show, Terminal 5

Overheard by: A Bobby

White girl to Asian friend: Do you speak Japanese? No? What do they speak in Taiwan?

–L Train

Park reveler to man carrying guitar bag: Is that a bagel on your back?

–Union Park

Man at The Cloisters: Is this vintage?

–The Cloisters

Overheard by: L