Chick to another: You and the potato? You’re never gonna live that down!
Overheard by: Ladle
Guy on cell: You’re eating Rice Krispies? Why?!
Overheard by: Ruth
Girl at Indian food bar: I got samosas! You know who loves samosas? Rory Gilmore.
Angry lady with short hair: I want something with crunch. I want to crush and crunch and mangle something. That stuff, like oatmeal, that’s like the slop you feed to animals.
–Crosstown 31 Bus
Overheard by: Percival Under Cover
Young hipster to hipster friend: They have the best squirrel tacos in all of lower Manhattan. Well, the best under $10.
–Madison Square Garden
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