Girl on train: You know sometimes when you feel like your vaginal walls are collapsing in on themselves?
–LaGuardia High School
Black man to blacker friend: Damn, I done lost plenty a bruthas to the street. But I ain’t never lost none to the pussy.
Overheard by: Missalicious
20-something elegant girl on BlackBerry: No, I *don’t* need you in my vagina. But thanks.
–23rd & 8th
Office-clad lady to another: I felt like my vagina ran from my belly button to the base of my spine!
–Ave A & 3rd
Overheard by: While on hold with 311
30-something female to friend: Unless she has a head crowning from her cooch, you shouldn’t ask that.
–12th St & Ave A
Woman on cell: Pussy is pussy! It don’t matter nigga! (pause] Oh, dammit. Dammit. Oh, dammit. I missed my fucking stop!
–M3 Bus, Upper East Side
Overheard by: Desiree