Guy on cell: So he finally gets back to me and says I’m obsessing about it and should just relax. Obsessing about it?! I should just relax?! He has the balls to say that I’m obsessing about this?! Do you believe it?! How can he say I’m obsessing about it and should relax?! Obsessing about it! And I should relax! What the fuck does he mean, obsessing about it?

–6th Ave & 14th St

Overheard by: Kevin McCaffrey