Jewish girl: I’m not a good Jew. I’m like Spock.
–35th & 6th
Overheard by: superjew
Large, loud, middle-aged woman to girlfriends: And the worst part is they found a Jewish guy to play me in the movie!
–Tompkins Square Park
Overheard by: bumblebree
20-something gentile: So what they’re saying is, “if you’re already Jewish, we can make you more Jewish.”
Overheard by: Not Jewish
Boyfriend to girlfriend: Babe, when you grow up in a tight knit Jewish community, you don’t notice noses.
–Angelina Cafe, Ave A & 3rd St