Hobo to arguing couple walking past: Get over it, man! Tell her you love her. Sometime you gotta kiss some ass, you know.

–8th Ave & 58th St

Overheard by: Lindsey

Bag lady with “the aid kills” sign, yelling: Help the homeless, help the homeless! No cure for the aid. No cure for pussy!

–Bryant Park

Hobo to little girl holding candy cigarette: Yooo! Is that a blunt? Gimme some, young lady.

–Herald Square

Overheard by: Alisa

Bitter beggar to passersby: Can you help me out? Assssssholes! Can you help me out, can you help me out? Assssssholes!

–41st & Madison

Overheard by: voidoid

Hobo to another who just folded and threw away cardboard box: That’s one of them disposable beds isn’t it?

–2nd Ave & 9th St