Hobo to arguing couple walking past: Get over it, man! Tell her you love her. Sometime you gotta kiss some ass, you know.
–8th Ave & 58th St
Overheard by: Lindsey
Bag lady with “the aid kills” sign, yelling: Help the homeless, help the homeless! No cure for the aid. No cure for pussy!
Hobo to little girl holding candy cigarette: Yooo! Is that a blunt? Gimme some, young lady.
Overheard by: Alisa
Bitter beggar to passersby: Can you help me out? Assssssholes! Can you help me out, can you help me out? Assssssholes!
–41st & Madison
Overheard by: voidoid
Hobo to another who just folded and threw away cardboard box: That’s one of them disposable beds isn’t it?
–2nd Ave & 9th St