Bimbo tourist: Yonkers?! That’s like a clown!
Overheard by: Heather
Jovial young dad on cell: Naw, naw, she likes that stupid shit. That Bob the Builder shit. That dude looks like a fuckin’ clown. I don’t know no construction workers look like that.
Overheard by: Oh, Brooklyn…
Gay guy to friends: I’m just looking for an eastern European stripper with a clown fetish!
–46th & 9th
Overheard by: Natalya Petrovna
Young lady smoking outside bar: I feel like I just blew a clown… who came confetti.
–Lower East Side
Overheard by: Radbecca
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