Drunk blonde girl on cell: I’m here! I’m here! I don’t know where I am!

–St. Marks Place

Overheard by: Kristin

Guy on cell: I’m coming up Bedford, and… I don’t know, on the corner of Bedford and Jews.

–Bedford & Heyward

High school boy on cell: Where am I at? I’m in morning… Uh, morning wood park.

–Morningside Park

Overheard by: wirehead

Teenage girl on cell: I don’t know where I am … I’m just here!

–Sheridan Square