Man on phone: Fuck personal, this is business. You owe me six grand. I don’t care how you get it, but you owe me, so you better start sucking some dick, you better start sniping people, I don’t care! I want my money!
–181st St & Ft Washington Ave
30-something woman with thick Russian accent to 20-something guy: Two weeks later you get all money back, plus fifty percent.
–Bench, Union Square Park
Overheard by: Farley
Man on phone: It’s amazing! A year ago, I didn’t know the difference between an asset and an equity!
–4th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Sagehen
Ghetto teenager, holding five dollar bill, to friend: Come on, lend me a dollar, I don’t want to break a big bill!
–Deli, Coney Island
Guy on cell: What do you mean you want all my money?
–Westside Market, 103rd & Broadway
Overheard by: boBob