Drunk guy: So yeah, ummmmm… do you like peanuts?
Lady: (silence)
Drunk guy: Oh, okay. I like nuts too. Well, if you like nuts… how do feel about ballllssss?
Lady: Oh my gosh!
Drunk guy: Oh really? So what about you, me, and my balls having a party? That would be totally rad!

–A Train

Overheard by: briana