Girl to friend: I mean, it’s not like I’m ask­ing for a lot!
Friend: Of course you’re not!
Girl to friend: All I ask for is that when we go out to karaoke, that he re­al­ly wants to sing his heart out. All I want is for a man to want to go to karaoke with me every week­end. It’s like I’m tor­tur­ing him or some­thing!
Friend: What!? No! That’s ridicu­lous!

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