Woman: So I heard you’ve gone to the dark side, and started seeing one of your students.
Man: What? No! Fuck that! She’s cute, but I’m not doing shit, not so recently after my girlfriend started acting paranoid. Anyway, all I did was lend her a book.
Woman: What book did you lend?
Man: Good Omens.
Woman, after pause: Boy, you’re gonna get burned.

–Mott St

Overheard by: neongensis