Prep­py-look­ing 30-some­thing, point­ing to the rice: Ew! What is that green stuff?
Un­der­paid Chipo­tle em­ploy­ee: It’s cilantro.
Prep­py-look­ing 30-some­thing: I don’t even know what that is. Why would you put that there?

–Chipo­tle, Union Square

Over­heard by: shorty j