Man with Bluetooth, yelling: What does it matter? One pee hole is just like any other pee hole!

–103rd & Broadway

Student: What did you do, jump in your piss?

–Bronx High School of Science

Overheard by: urbanadventurer

Boy to aunt: Can you explain something to me? How do girls manage to pee on the seat?

–Starbucks

Elegant suit: I mean, how am I supposed to walk in the club and have my swag on when I gotta pee like a racehorse?

–10th St & Ave A

30-something tall woman on cell: How do you go from missionary style to peeing in the mouth? Are you kidding me?

–Leroy & 7th

Overheard by: MA