Man with Bluetooth, yelling: What does it matter? One pee hole is just like any other pee hole!
–103rd & Broadway
Student: What did you do, jump in your piss?
–Bronx High School of Science
Overheard by: urbanadventurer
Boy to aunt: Can you explain something to me? How do girls manage to pee on the seat?
Elegant suit: I mean, how am I supposed to walk in the club and have my swag on when I gotta pee like a racehorse?
–10th St & Ave A
30-something tall woman on cell: How do you go from missionary style to peeing in the mouth? Are you kidding me?
–Leroy & 7th
Overheard by: MA