Teen girl to friend: My poem is “Santa Claus is coming to town.” It’s all about anal!

–Nice Guy Eddie’s

Boyfriend to girlfriend: Look, I know you love anal sex, but…

–23rd & Broadway

Young suit to another: Tell her you’ve had anal with hotter chicks with a better attitude…

–Hairy Monk, 25th & 3rd

Overheard by: Francis

Guy deep in conversation, looking up and sniffing: Smells like anal sex.

–30 Rock