20-something hipster girl: They’re making a mix tape, and to be honest I’m a little jealous I’m not a part of it.
Overheard by: ttench
Very pretty and petite, professionally-dressed coworker: The cover band didn’t perform Incubus very well, which was highly disappointing.
–W 38th St
Dad to eight-year-old: UC Santa Cruz, Sophie, I think is where the Grateful Dead archives are kept.
–Sterling Place, Park Slope
Overheard by: Chloe
Clueless yuppie-cholo singing Let It Be): I could have been the fifth Beatle. If I was 30 years older. And dead. Like John.
Overheard by: erkal
Teenage girl: Why does Santa Claus remind me of John Denver?
Chick, reading laptop: Oh man! Ke$ha and I have even more in common than I thought: “Right before I go onstage, I lather my body in baby oil and cover my entire body with a shield of glitter. Because it just pops!”
–Mercer & 4th
Overheard by: Hunter Freyer