Subway sandwich maker: What size? 6″ or foot-long?
Older suit: How big is 6″, lemme see?
Subway sandwich maker, deadpan: It’s 6″ inches long, sir. (holds up bread)
Older suit: That’s what I want, not too big. Does that come with lettuce?
–33rd & 10th
Overheard by: since when does it not come with lettuce?!
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