Skinny white girl: Yeah, well, you know me. If I dress too chic, I look like a dv victim.
Overheard by: Lynne
Guy to friend: You got any jumpsuits on ya?
–27th & Broadway
Overheard by: Kelly
Girl in black jeans: No one here is wearing jeans. Jeans are so spring 2012.
–W 24th, Hasted Hunt Kraeutler Gallery
Large, stylish black man on cell: Uh, huh, uh, huh… Well, just throw on some skinny jeans and get all up in that muthafucka.
Overheard by: Gretchen
Woman on cell: Look, I’ve already bought the socks. There’s no going back.
–103rd & Broadway