Respectable-looking father to very young daughter: I drink it all the time… I love Four Loko, shit gets you fucked up.
–Upper West Side
Overheard by: Jaz
50-something suit: If I need a break from alcohol, I drink water. And by water I mean beer. And by beer I mean whiskey. And by whiskey I mean vodka.
–9th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Keith
Man, eating: You know, I don’t really like to drink water… I mean, it’s okay.
Thug: Yo, does anyone have any water? I got mad Loko on my hands and mad Loko on my shoes.
–Central Park, The Ramble
Young girl walking really fast: I know he’s gay! But he’s open to artificial insemination or copious amounts of vodka.
–39th St & 6th Ave
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