Giant guy on cell: Yeah, so then I had to undress in front of the biggest goddamn spider in the world. I swear it was judging my dick. (pause) You think my wife’ll be pissed?
–Outside Central Park Precinct
Man on cell: Have the camels gone under the mountain?
–45th & 6th
Chatty woman tourist: Well, we see ants all the time… at our hotel!
–Ant Exhibit, Rain Forest, Central Park Zoo
Overheard by: Susan Volchok
Woman, about going to Africa: We’ll take the dogs with us and feed them to the lions.
High school girl: I used to think Easter was because a bunny ate a rabbit.
–Seasonal Aisle, Rite Aid