Mid­dle-aged woman: I’ve had three preg­nan­cies so far this year!

–Union Square

Classy gal to friend: I said, “lis­ten bitch, I would beat you up, but you’re fuck­ing preg­nant!”

–For­est Hills

Over­heard by: as­to­ria mets fan

Ghet­to girl to an­oth­er: I don’t know how it hap­pened! He pulls out all the time!

–Up­town 1 Train

Over­heard by: Chris Harmi­son

Over­weight girl: I wish I was preg­nant again. They treat you spe­cial when you’re preg­nant.

–W 39th St