Middle-aged woman: I’ve had three pregnancies so far this year!

–Union Square

Classy gal to friend: I said, “listen bitch, I would beat you up, but you’re fucking pregnant!”

–Forest Hills

Overheard by: astoria mets fan

Ghetto girl to another: I don’t know how it happened! He pulls out all the time!

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Chris Harmison

Overweight girl: I wish I was pregnant again. They treat you special when you’re pregnant.

–W 39th St