Middle-aged woman: I’ve had three pregnancies so far this year!
Classy gal to friend: I said, “listen bitch, I would beat you up, but you’re fucking pregnant!”
Overheard by: astoria mets fan
Ghetto girl to another: I don’t know how it happened! He pulls out all the time!
–Uptown 1 Train
Overheard by: Chris Harmison
Overweight girl: I wish I was pregnant again. They treat you special when you’re pregnant.
–W 39th St