Guy, im­i­tat­ing Mid­dle East ac­cent, to girl­friend: My queen, I’d like to buy this stat­ue. I’m gonna put it down and place a stat­ue of my fa­ther.
Girl­friend: Yes my king, let’s use our Amer­i­can Ex­press Black.

–Stat­ue of Lib­er­ty

Over­heard by: Mike