Mid­dle East­ern guy with on­ly very slight ac­cent, to his lawyer: So do you think the judge will let me out of the con­tract?
Mid­dle aged white lawyer: Sure. Just say that the in­ter­preter signed the con­tract with­out telling you what it said.

–Civ­il Court, Sut­phin Blvd, Ja­maica

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry