Pregnant girl: If I knew having a kid would be this hard, I would’ve started taking it in the ass.

–Bond St

30-something woman: No, Luke, third base is not anal.

–170th St

Overheard by: meg

Angry hobo, after being ignored: Just bein’ friendly! They misconstrued friendly for butt sex.

–145th & St. Nicholas

Dad to infant son having rectal temperature taken: Wow, look at him, just sitting there taking it. You really are Greek!

–Pediatric Emergency Room, Brooklyn

Overheard by: laughing parent