Asian girl: I always spelled it “h‑o-e,” but apparently it’s spelled “h‑o.”

–Urban Outfitters

Student to group of friends: I’m black, I can be slutty and still get a welfare check.

–116th & Broadway

20-something girl on cell: I know I always say this, but I really thought I was just going to do a little bit with him!

–2nd Ave & 3rd St

Overheard by: Pedro

Dressed-to-the-nines, hermes-kelly-bag-carrying prep school mom to another: That’s because she’s such a slut!

–Upper West Side Prep-School Recruitment Fair