JAP leader, at table of JAPs: I don’t think of brunch as a time of day, I think of it as a way of life.

–Ess-A-Bagel, Midtown East

Overheard by: Damon H.

College girl: Girls should only date guys who are younger than them… I mean, after all, they have shorter lifespans!

–Amsterdam Ave

College student to another: And then I was like, “look, all I want in life is to get drunk in a field. Am I really asking for too much?”

–Bowery & Prince

20-something hipstery guy in jaunty baseball cap, on phone: At this point in my life, do I really need to meet Gilbert Gottfried?

–Bowery, across New Museum

Overheard by: aaronb