Middle aged JAP, speedwalking: I’m either going to buy a hat or apply for a job!

–57th & 6th

Overheard by: Miss Shush

Black man in dreads wearing a suit: You know how they say terrorists wear Casio watches? I guess that makes me the accountant for Al Qaeda.

–Central Park

Clueless woman, on Philip Treacy hat: It’s for a lamp! Yeah, it’s a lampshade!

–Alexander McQueen Exhibit, Costume Institute

Younger man on cell: Fuck t‑shirts!

–W. Square Park