Woman: I have a very strong connection with myself.

–Central Park West

Tall, thin, good-looking stylish black man, mumbling: I’m almost perfect.

–Whole Foods, Chelsea

Overheard by: Kitty O’Brien

Desperate hipster wannabe wearing bandana headband: Shit, man, we’re like important people!

–Union Square

Nerdy-looking little boy to father: I look at myself. I think I’m hot.

–Norman & Newel St.

Overheard by: Amused Passerby