Overenthusiastic hipster teen: Look, mom! It’s the Stonewall inn! Man, I heard about this place!
Clueless mom: Oh, great. I’m so hungry! You want to eat here?
Overenthusiastic hipster teen: Sure, but ma, it would be awkward for us to have dinner in a gay bar.
–Christopher Street, Greenwich Village
Overheard by: Delilah
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