Overenthusiastic hipster teen: Look, mom! It’s the Stonewall inn! Man, I heard about this place!
Clueless mom: Oh, great. I’m so hungry! You want to eat here?
Overenthusiastic hipster teen: Sure, but ma, it would be awkward for us to have dinner in a gay bar.

–Christopher Street, Greenwich Village

Overheard by: Delilah