As­tute girl to fe­male friend: Hon­est­ly, I should have re­al­ized we did­n’t stand a chance when he said that Law & Or­der: CI was bet­ter than SVU.

–Green­wich Ave & W10th

Over­heard by: al­ix­thamil­ton

Pissed drunk guy with crew cut, af­ter ex­it­ing restau­rant: Fuck! I missed Nan­cy Grace! Jeezus-Christ­mas!

–Drig­gs Ave & Broad­way, Williams­burg

Over­heard by: T. My­ers

Girl in mer­maid cos­tume: Get ob­sessed with some­thing nor­mal, like Star Trek.

–N Train

NYU gay stu­dent: I am nev­er watch­ing Ad­ven­ture Time at 4 in the morn­ing again.

–We­in­stein Hall, NYU

Over­heard by: MATH­E­MAT­I­CAL!

An­gry gangs­ta on cell: Man! That dude stole my fuck­ing mon­ey! I’­ma kill that fuck­ing nig­ga! (pause) Af­ter I go watch True Blood at mom’s. (pause) Yeah, you can come…

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: E.Major