Astute girl to female friend: Honestly, I should have realized we didn’t stand a chance when he said that Law & Order: CI was better than SVU.
–Greenwich Ave & W10th
Overheard by: alixthamilton
Pissed drunk guy with crew cut, after exiting restaurant: Fuck! I missed Nancy Grace! Jeezus-Christmas!
–Driggs Ave & Broadway, Williamsburg
Overheard by: T. Myers
Girl in mermaid costume: Get obsessed with something normal, like Star Trek.
NYU gay student: I am never watching Adventure Time at 4 in the morning again.
–Weinstein Hall, NYU
Overheard by: MATHEMATICAL!
Angry gangsta on cell: Man! That dude stole my fucking money! I’ma kill that fucking nigga! (pause) After I go watch True Blood at mom’s. (pause) Yeah, you can come…
Overheard by: E.Major