Artist: Don’t take away my cynicism. It keeps me warm at night.

–85th & 2nd

Overheard by: i hear ya buddy

20 something guy to friend: You had to be Christian all night?

–Lexington Ave & 122nd

Overheard by: francyne pelchar

Girl on cell: Yeah, she totally snorted alcohol last night.

–Fulton & Water St.

Overheard by: Bennyyp

Girl walking her dog: So I call my brother this morning and tell him “I don’t know what happened last night, but I woke up with dice in my ass.”

–Smith St