Artist: Don’t take away my cyn­i­cism. It keeps me warm at night.

–85th & 2nd

Over­heard by: i hear ya bud­dy

20 some­thing guy to friend: You had to be Chris­t­ian all night?

–Lex­ing­ton Ave & 122nd

Over­heard by: fran­cyne pelchar

Girl on cell: Yeah, she to­tal­ly snort­ed al­co­hol last night.

–Ful­ton & Wa­ter St.

Over­heard by: Ben­nyyp

Girl walk­ing her dog: So I call my broth­er this morn­ing and tell him “I don’t know what hap­pened last night, but I woke up with dice in my ass.”

–Smith St